Ages back (and I'm embarrassed about how long ago it was) griffndor requested that I re-post this , and I should have, but I couldn't find it on my computer, and then I found it in an archive from a couple of hard drives ago, and I put it in a place I could find it again, but I don't do the RPS thing much and I wasn't sure where to post it or how to post it... and then I forgot because things have been, you know, tense lately, but anyway...HERE"S THE FIC!!!

A note of explanation about this fic - This was written during a round of discussions about how Hoot eyefucks everyone in Black Hawk Down.

Also, there was a side discussion about how great Raz Adoti is in that fic (and he was great in Gangster Number One too... really must write something about him and Paul Bettany some time...). A disucssion tht led tot he inevitable request for fic. Raz is a lovely Brit who played one the mean Somali militia leader, the one Hoot blows...up.

Anyway, Eric Bana can't help it, can he? He's got that smoldering dark gaze that fucks you whether he wants it to or not, which is okay because you, I, and every other person with a functioning libido wants to be eyefucked by Eric Bana. Especially when he's playing Hoot Gibson...

( This way to the eyefucking fic - warning ADULT content... )

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day everyone!

In honour of this auspicious occasion, I have prepared a very special update of the Heart of Slash site. Numerous fics have been restored ot the site, including continuations of the Pirate Way, a selection of Soldier Porn, and the original Army of Two series in its entirety.

*phew*

( Click for a complete list of newly uploaded fic )
Or click here for the full list of fic available at Heart of Slash.com at the moment, or click here for your handy guide to the kink, if you want to go directly to the kink of your choice. (Warning - kink list may not be complete, as there is a heckuva lot of kink to catalogue on the site.)

Just keep in mind that here at heartofslash, when we say "talk like a pirate" we don't mean stuff like "arrrr" and "shiver me timbers" and the like.

( No. At Heart of Slash, talking like a pirate means saying things like... )