I FINALLY finished salixbabylon's much belated birthday present. Sorry about the delay. Life has a way of bulldozing me these days. But this first section of the story is done, and the rest will have to be posted as it gets done but rest assured, this part is sufficiently climactic to satisfy even a greedy girl like Salix. *strokes and hopes to inspire greed greed greed* And don't worry, babe - I cooked it up just the way you like it - thinky, kinky and with a good dose of the raw...

This way to the thinky kink, in which McKnight decides it would be a good idea to have a part of his body taken care of in a way it has never been taken care of before, and Grimes has to wrap his head around the idea, before he wraps other things around, um, other things...

Psst, there is SHAVING involved... eventually.

Happy belated.... geez, it's really fucking belated, isn't it? This is practically a Happy Thanksgiving gift. Are you thankful for SMUUUUUUUUUUT?????

I knew you were.

Ages back (and I'm embarrassed about how long ago it was) griffndor requested that I re-post this , and I should have, but I couldn't find it on my computer, and then I found it in an archive from a couple of hard drives ago, and I put it in a place I could find it again, but I don't do the RPS thing much and I wasn't sure where to post it or how to post it... and then I forgot because things have been, you know, tense lately, but anyway...HERE"S THE FIC!!!

A note of explanation about this fic - This was written during a round of discussions about how Hoot eyefucks everyone in Black Hawk Down.

Also, there was a side discussion about how great Raz Adoti is in that fic (and he was great in Gangster Number One too... really must write something about him and Paul Bettany some time...). A disucssion tht led tot he inevitable request for fic. Raz is a lovely Brit who played one the mean Somali militia leader, the one Hoot blows...up.

Anyway, Eric Bana can't help it, can he? He's got that smoldering dark gaze that fucks you whether he wants it to or not, which is okay because you, I, and every other person with a functioning libido wants to be eyefucked by Eric Bana. Especially when he's playing Hoot Gibson...

( This way to the eyefucking fic - warning ADULT content... )

Title: Summer Job
Fandom: The Long Haul – post Black Hawk Down fuckery
Pairing: Hoot/Sanderson, Sanderson/Hulk
Warning: That was not a typo – I really meant 'Sanderson/Hulk'
Rating: Adult, for sex and recreational drug use.
Summary: Hoot and Sanderson go for a little camping trip and there is story-telling around the campfire. Sanderson gets very verbal when he smokes up. Hoot gets very mellow. Sex ensues.

Dedication: A Happy Belated Birthday to redjacket, who was away for her birthday, but she's back now. This is late but hey, I got Sanderson into the sack with a different incarnation of Eric Bana, so that makes up for it.
Inspired by: Eric Bana talked about the danger of Hulk's naughty bits flopping around if they didn't keep him in the purple pants. And Bill Fichtner makes everything better. So Hulk's naughty bits + Bill bust be good, right?

It was a stupid summer job... I worried I might go a little screwy on my own like that... Although, knowing Hoot, he'd never actually been a 16-year old virgin...

As I promised redjacket there is naked Eric Bana, and Sanderson being chatty, and HULK!SMASH... okay, maybe not smash, but he is hulking!

Title: Under Cover (Part 2 of 3)
Fandom: Eastern Promises, sequel to Deep Cover..
Pairings: Nikolai/OFC(Lydia), Nikolai/Kirill mentioned
Rating: NC-17 overall, for explicit het sex, problematic power issues and seething resentment, and generally nasty people.
Warning: Eroticization of body modification. Back away if you have a tattoo squick.
Other Warning: Will make no sense at all if you have not seen Eastern Promises (which I highly recommend, although be warned that it contains violence, gore, brutality and very nasty people with some very offensive ideas and habits) and Deep Cover, and part one of this story, Under Cover Part One.

On her own, taking a little break from life, Agent Lydia Constant has been minding her own business, thinking back on the encounter with Nikolai Luzhin that put her back in the syping game, on to discover that Nikolai has found her. At last.

Title: A Day Like Today – Part 2
Fandom: post BHD, The Long Haul
Pairings: Grimes/McKnight, Hoot/Sanderson
Rating: this part NC-17 for sexsexsex
Warnings: sub/Dom, resolution of relationship crisis, utter disrespect for the sanctity of the D-Tech office.
A Day Like Today Part 1

Grimes was having a minor amount of trouble breathing, but he didn't mind that at all. The problem was that he'd forgotten how to breathe around all that cock, but it was no big deal. Muscle memory. He would pick it up again real fast.

I know. Unbelievably I actually got it together to post some fic instead of a rant. Must be because it's a holiday.

Happy Canada Day!

Soldier porn:

Title:
A Day Like Today
Fandom: post BHD, The Long Haul
Pairings: Grimes/McKnight, Hoot/Sanderson
Rating: this part R for mature themes
Warnings: sub/Dom, relationship in crisis, substance use, poor communication, jealousy and ogling of the office manager.
Follows Operation Under the Radar.
Summary: Several months after being seriously wounded by unexploded ordinance, McKnight is out of the hospital, trying to adjust to his new situation, and not entirely succeeding. Grimes is trying his best to do his duties at work and home, and not entirely succeeding. Kurt Schmid is upset about something, Hoot can't help himself, and Sanderson takes charge.
The whole of the Long Haul series to date is here.

Grimes slowed his bicycle to a stop. He watched the line of school children cross the street. The crossing guard wore an orange vest. The air was still warm, but clear, the way he imagine it was everywhere in the fall. Everything seemed perfectly normal. Funny how the world kept going on around him, no matter what. It was enough to make a person feel insignificant, even on a day like today...

AND spy stuff:

Title:
Under Cover
Fandom: Eastern Promises, sequel to Deep Cover.
Pairings: OFC(Lydia)/Nikolai Luzhin Nikolai/Kirill mentioned
Rating: NC-17 overall.
Warning: Graphic descriptions of physical disfigurement, remembrances of het sex, problematic power issues and seething resentment, and generally nasty people
Other Warning: Will make no sense at all if you have not seen Eastern Promises (which I highly recommend, although be warned that it contains violence, gore, brutality and very nasty people with some very offensive ideas and habits) and my fanfic of it, Deep Cover.

Let's see what Lydia is up to two years and eight months after the events of Deep Cover...

Both of these are WIPs, and will be continued in the next few days, possibly even earlier.

Oh, well, mlyn, you're just going to have to live with your Kirill/Damian being fashionably late. Hopefully worth the wait.

Title: The Lake District – Adrenaline Withdrawal
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: Ummmm… it's kind of pre-Bourne Supremacy, kind of original, with links to D-Tech, hence Black Hawk Down, but with no one from Black Hawk Down in it. Hence, the "original"ish classification.
Pairing: Damian/Kirill
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Made up, and shamelessly so.
Follows: Aftermath and Off the Clock. Damian has brought Kirill to a cottage in the Lake District, because that's the last place anyone would ever think to look for guys like this.
Dedication: For mlyn, the most patientest perv ever. And cute too!

It was not easy.

But then, nothing was ever easy where Kirill was involved.

Or whatever you might want to shake at fic... hey, that's your choice and this is a nonjudgemental space.

Holiday fic! (If I get it all done before the end of the month, I can get away with calling it "slightly late, happy New Year" fic. anything into the next month will have to be Valentine's fic, I guess.)

First off - my new The Long Haul banner from byte366!!



And my new Grimes/McKnight fic! which features Grimes, McKnight, a kilt, and a whole lot of dirty dirty talk. And sex. Because Grimes and McKnight are like that. Giftie for molly_millions and byte366, two of my most loyal and ferocious Army of Two pervs.

And a new pirate fic with Will and Jack and costumes! in which Jack tries to get Will to be the captain. And succeeds. As Jack always does. Giftie for barbossas_wench and veronica_rich, pervy pirate lovers.

And a little bit of Hoot and Sanderson and a massage, in which Sanderson makes Hoot relax, whether he wants to or not. But you know he wants to. For second_banana and helena_s_renn, two of my perviest babes!

Title: The Tech Guy
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: Black Hawk Down: D-Tech
Pairing: None that the tech guy can see.
Rating: Mild. Implied only, and only if you've read all the D-Techs.
Warning: Won't make any sense if you don't know Black Hawk Down and D-Tech.
Disclaimer: Totally MADE UP, dammit.

Sanderson and Hoot need a full-time tech guy. Someone from their past applies for the job. See if you can guess who the new tech guy is.

Whoever could he be?

It's a new plot arc, so I'm celebrating with a new icon and a contest. Identify the new tech guy and send me a picture, and I will make Hoot and Sanderson do whatever you want them to do.

Within reason.

Well, maybe not reason... within the laws of physics.

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day everyone!

In honour of this auspicious occasion, I have prepared a very special update of the Heart of Slash site. Numerous fics have been restored ot the site, including continuations of the Pirate Way, a selection of Soldier Porn, and the original Army of Two series in its entirety.

*phew*

( Click for a complete list of newly uploaded fic )
Or click here for the full list of fic available at Heart of Slash.com at the moment, or click here for your handy guide to the kink, if you want to go directly to the kink of your choice. (Warning - kink list may not be complete, as there is a heckuva lot of kink to catalogue on the site.)

Just keep in mind that here at heartofslash, when we say "talk like a pirate" we don't mean stuff like "arrrr" and "shiver me timbers" and the like.

( No. At Heart of Slash, talking like a pirate means saying things like... )